Junkyard Golf’s cocktails are a spectacle, served with flair and creativity. We sampled a few “Disco Drinks,” their signature concoctions, with playfully themed names like Disco Is Dead and Creepy Clown. These drinks not only complement the course themes but also offer a delightful sensory experience. We particularly enjoyed the Disco Is Dead (served in a disco ball), Fizz Pop, and Toxic Waste, all of which were delicious. The latter two came with fun additions like toxic waste sweets and popping candy. Keep an eye out for their drink deals, as they often offer excellent value.

We tackled the Bozo course, a circus-themed adventure filled with quirky challenges. The nine holes featured a shattered mirror maze, a twisted merry-go-round, and the wheel of misfortune, among other eccentric obstacles. Each hole presented a unique and well-maintained challenge, with all elements functioning flawlessly. The consistent “junk” aesthetic seamlessly tied the diverse courses together. We visited around 6 PM midweek and found it pleasantly quiet, allowing for uninterrupted play. However, be aware that wait times may occur during busier periods, though the bar provides a convenient distraction.